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Friday, December 24th, 2004
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4:28 pm
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So parental figures/siblings/close lovely friends, what did you get me for Christmas?? i'm far too impatient to wait until tomorrow but PRESENTS. I love presents. If I didn't already have Fred as a pet, I would want a krup, actually. Or a dragon. Oi Charlie think you can arrange that??
And, Mum, send us food? we're kind of starving over here and no one wants to cook for us. I think they think we'll poison them. Ha!
OH THERE IS A SALE AT THE SHOPPE BUY BUY BUY FOR ALL YOUR LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS NEEDS. get the Chocolate Covered Trees coz those turn you into er well you'll see, I suppose.
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| Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
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3:07 pm
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RIGHT THEN, who has Quidditch tickets they can give me? Any game, except the Cannons, thanks, cause the cannons are a horrible excuse for a team. Not to mention that ron likes them best and whatever Ron likes isn't worth my time, yeah? (Sorry Ron, but your taste in things are ruddy bad)
I also need to find friends in higher places, I believe. Angelina, did you get the package?
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| Sunday, October 3rd, 2004
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2:49 pm - Right-o!
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Good to see that both of my remaining relations at Hogwarts are in Quidditch again this year. Dunno how Ron got to be keeper again but there is hope in that boy yet, it seems. Sending lollies over. Eat them, they'll turn your life around.
Someone, tell fred to shut it because he won't, thanks.
PS; RON. YOU ARE CAPTAIN. DON'T BE LIKE OLIVER. Make me proud.
current music: fred snarking
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| Monday, August 30th, 2004
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3:12 pm
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No more unbirthday parties for a while. in fact, no more unbirthday parties THAT WILL BE ADVERTISED ON THESE JOURNALS, considering what happened.
I got hurt, of course, but that could have just been fred's fat body imprint on my foot. Of course, I single handedly took down at LEAST fifty death sleazers without FRED'S help because Fred, my dear younger brother, was screaming in abject terror.
I almost could have died, you know. I could have died but I didn't - in fact, I could have died but I chose to protect the children.
My foot still hurts some, so oi!! Fred! Get your lazy arse over here and massage it!
current mood:  sore
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| Friday, August 13th, 2004
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12:00 am - right
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So what are Fred, Chang and I supposed to do now?
I thought you all were lying. I guess you aren't, then?
current mood: confused and a bit drunk
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| Saturday, July 31st, 2004
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10:43 pm - RIGHT-O!
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Right. Been busy at the shop, of course, selling and testing and throwing up vomit - but other than that, I still seem to be alive and well and ready for action! George Weasley, here and ready for you (that's right). please, if you have any questions or concerns, please, call me ladies and gentlemen. I am willing to assist your lonely days.
And, Oi potter, is it your birthday today? Well, happy birthday then. i sent you some goodies and sweets (a WWW INVENTION I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW) so you better eat it and tell me how good it was, all right? there were others i sent you and they are my OWN inventions (Fred had no clue! It is simply a GEORGE spark of brilliance) and do tell me how you end up, all right? So, how old are you now? twelve? twenty? a million?
Do keep me informed.
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| Saturday, June 26th, 2004
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3:19 pm - Identity THEFT
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I was watching the shop yesterday, DOING WORK OF COURSE, and all of a sudden LEE JORDAN pops in for a bit of a talk. I say 'WHY LEE, NICE TO SEE YOU CHAP!' and he says, 'GEORGE, I JUST SAW YOU YESTERDAY.' But how can that be when I WAS HERE ALL ALONG?
Which obviously means SOMETHING is AMISS. SOMEONE has STOLEN my identity.
I wonder who it could have been. lee kept on mentioning how fat and unfit I was yesterday. especially pudgy around the face. That, and i lost a lot of spots on my face too overnight.
curious indeed.
current mood:  predatory
current music: someone is going to pay dearly
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| Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
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10:43 pm - FRED!! BEFORE I FORGET!!
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Right-o, Fred, while you're down there, can you grab these things?? They're for the project. We've run out of Jobberknoll feathers (get lots, we might be needing much more by the rate we're going, yeah?) and Hairy MacBoon hair (just get a pinch).
Let's try these while we're at it too: Crushed snake fangs and chopped sycamore roots. Hell, if they don't have sycamore roots, get dried Billywig stings, if possible.
Oh, heh, and get you know what while you're at it!!
current music: You know?? I should have done the shopping.
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| Sunday, June 6th, 2004
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11:34 pm
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UGH I am disgusted (slightly, don't point fingers now!!) at my 'family'.
Why am I the last to know everything, eh?? I bet even Fred knows before me. HELL, RON AND GINNY KNOW BEFORE I. CLEARLY my family is against me. What's the deal, familio?
Why do you turn your back against me? Why, family, do you just ignore me? No food for a week too!! Mum, you're slacking!! Dad, I know you're Minister and all, but I do expect a weekly update of your muggle thingermabobs!!
And Charlie, no word from you! What's going on with Bill?? Eh?? I DEMAND TO KNOW THINGS.
I see fred everyday yet i doubt he tells me anything worth knowing. "parchment is really really sharp!" "Like not just sharp like wow, that's sharp." "Owowow parchment." See?
Fred Is Useless.
(DAD!! owl us!! tell us what's going on!! I WON'T TELL ANYONE!!)
current mood:  cheerful
current music: shoes
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| Thursday, May 27th, 2004
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11:10 pm - yeah
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So of course, Fred never works and we decided to take a very nice trip to sussex(y). Very nice indeed, beautiful scenery might I add! Then I ran out of food for the trip and i think i almost bit off Fred's head. haha, yeah.
But we're back now, ladies, gentlemen, please, don't cry anymore! George The Great has returned - nicely, might I add.
(OH MY GOD FRED GUESS WHAT? (I would tell you in person BUT HELL you aren't here.))
(and Harry, mate, are you okay? Did you get my parcel?)
current mood: sarcastic
current music: silence. fred, are you buying food? GET PIE
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| Thursday, April 22nd, 2004
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10:44 pm - and she's coming up from behind
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Me: great! But fred needs to work.
fred: spaztastic. but he needs to work.
shop: doing well, thank you, but, needs fred to work.
me: selling! and working!
fred: sleeping! and not working!
customers: buying! with me selling!
FRED WEASLEY NEEDS TO GO AND WORK, I think!
and randomly:
gloria: absolutely wonderful!
Who is Gloria, you ask! Why! Gloria is one of the shopsmaids down the streets that comes and talks to fred and i about things, you know, the shop, the day, the peaches, the work, you know how it goes! I think she's trying to get a bit cozy with me, if I do say so myself. That, or Fred, coz he does have a thing for the ladies!
What else have I been doing, you ask?
NOTHING BUT WORK. NOTHING BUT THAT. I don't even know where FOO is. I do believe he's taking a nap, but as i am now walking up the shop and going into his room, i know he will not be asleep for long!
and he's not in his room.
foo, do tell the ladies and gentlemen where you are and what you are doing?
(oh, and harry: hahahaha).
current mood: lazy, hah
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| Thursday, April 1st, 2004
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7:17 pm - BIRTHDAY POST FROM ME TO YOU
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So this bloke asked me out while I was on duty today at the shoppe, and of course, I said yes. You are not alone, Harry, dear boy - but i do have better tastes than you ever will. Malfoy? Seriously, Harry? I would think you would be one for red hair!! Oi, if Malfoy says no, whats say you and i go drink a couple of butterbeers at Hogsmeade, yeah? you're going to end up with one of the weasleys, harry, might as well be the queer one (which is me).
OHO, AND IT IS MY BIRTHDAY
I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO
CRY IF I WANT TOO
OHO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
I think i ate too much chocolate too, ergh, getting fat.
current mood: fat (and rather serious)
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| Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
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10:43 pm - nothing.
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I don't think anyone here bloody listens to me anyway, not the stupid journal nor the bloody customers or the other person that's probably out somewhere, so it doesn't bloody matter what i think anymore.
The sodding book snapped at me again I'M UPDATING DO YOU SEE THIS
I am tired.
I am sore.
And I have nothing to say to anyone except that I'm going to bed any second now if only fred will hurry up so the safety spells won't keep him out or alarm the whole bloody building.
other than that, welcome tonks, to the family. we hope you will have a pleasant stay and so, question, can we call you nymphadora now? ha ha okay, am going to bed.
Fred - activate the spells once you come home. night.
current mood: in a bad mood
current music: nothing
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| Monday, March 1st, 2004
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10:37 pm - glorious, simply glorious
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Right-o, so, BOOK STOP SNAPPING AT ME.
AND FOR THAT MATTER, FRED'S BOOK. STOP SNAPPING AT ME. I AM NOT FRED. I am better looking and more dignified.
What have we been doing all week, you ask?? Well, Fred - my brother as you all know and laugh at - and I have been doing swell. A few howlers here and there, you know, as always with the WWW. they are from people who honestly cannot take a joke, but as many howlers as we do get, we get much more praises, thank you! A lot more, in fact, because people just cannot get enough of us. Of me, rather, because I am irresistible.
Speaking about me, let me say that I am very proud to be a WEASLEY (oho, we are clever and cunning and oh-so-charming) and not one of those ridiculous ones that are screaming to each other in these things. Because you all know, a snog is a snog and a SHAG IS A SHAG ha ha no need to be so jealous. Jealousy never gets you anywhere.
But other than that, someone has turned a year older today, ha ha!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RONNIEKINS HA HA HA!!! so how old are you today young chap?? my, you are growing up so fast. tell us (or me) when you get the WWW package, right-o?? And I take it you are doing fine with .. er, Ms Parkinson of course but er (oi Ron, seriously??), you know, if anything ever happens, don't say we didn't tell you so, okay??
Slytherins. You make the world go right-round, ha ha!
current mood: sore
current music: fred's book snapping
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| Saturday, February 7th, 2004
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11:56 am
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the last week or so, time had been flying by rapidly (much like harry on a broom, but you get our drift) and just the other day, the bloody journal was actually following me around and snapping at my feet! i think fred's journal thing actually got him on the conk. point being, we are not neglecting anything, but we simply are rather busy at the moment.
the owls seem to be coming from everywhere! orders here and orders there, why, just the other day, I got an owl from switzerland !! and also, portable swamps are better than ever! if you would want one, we are selling them! a George and Fred weasley invention. just ask some individuals - they are fantastic at this time of year.
but, besides that, i would like to state that the recent events that have made it's way on the prophet has certainly shocked us all. I have no comment. i don't think fred does either.
current mood: numb
current music: fred doing something
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| Saturday, January 17th, 2004
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7:35 pm - OI
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why does the git have a thingiemabob like all us normal people? who let him have one? The answer doesn't matter, just like he doesn't
er hold on, owl post at the window
BAGMAN. HOLY SOD. YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN A PRAT BUT YOU ARE NOW FORGIVEN.
thanks!!
current mood: richer
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| Wednesday, January 14th, 2004
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4:43 pm - HERE IT IS.
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MY MY MY has it certainly been GREAT the last FEW days on these journals hasn't it, yeah? so fred and I come home from the fortescue's all jolly and what have you and suddenly we see the journals filled with absolute crap.
So, being the jolly jollers that we are, we were not offended in the slightest. we saw it in no need to state in the lass's journal. that being said, who would want to read a bloody journal filled with absolute cock and bull? eh? That's what i thought.
I certainly wouldn't want to read a journal with a banshee, a egotistical long-haired-snot (who, in fact, is in OH WHERE YEAH KBAZANA <- IT'S A WORD SCRAMBLE!), a pugfaced-dog, a ferret-follower, a cow, a COW-PIG CROSSBREED, or cow numero dos!!
Mum taught us better than that, i will have you all know.
ps - if anyone calls our siblings anything that would deem you foolish (cause we know foolish), i suggest you don't, thanks.
pps - OH AND CHARLIE THANKS FOR THE PACKAGE!!
current mood: pretty good, really.
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| Saturday, January 10th, 2004
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10:58 pm - bah.
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I, yes I, George Weasley, have to get up at eight bloody AM to drag myself downstairs and open shop and it should be fred's turn, i hope you all know. i have played exploding snap millions of bloody times and he's won every single one of them, so I have to do the morning shift.
that being said, I would like to let you all know that FRED IS A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE TWIN AND THEREFORE SHOULD NEVER PLAY EXPLODING SNAP AGAIN. EVER. EX TWIN FOR TOMORROW FRED!!!
Maybe I will go shopping tomorrow. I bet he would like that, and therefore, he would have to watch the shop.
(oh and charlie did you get my owl?? what say you? these journals are all right i guess. wish there was a private feature but NO I GUESS THERE IS NONE).
current mood:  irritated
current music: fred singing in the background SHUT UP
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| Monday, January 5th, 2004
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9:55 pm - Ron should be smacked ON THE HEAD.
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thanks to RON-THE-FORGETFUL, Fred and i can't do what we were supposed to do for tonight. gee, thanks ALOT SMONALD. What were you thinking about anyway, yeah?? I bet you did remember, and instead let it suffer and die in your frilly knickers. probably didn't even have a chance!!
OI FRED. WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU MAKING THOSE WEIRD SOUNDS?? Meet me at you-know-where wherever you are coz we need to go get YOU KNOW WHAT.
So, thanks to Ronald-The-Forgetful, I have to go and get it now. IF I DIE RONNIEKINS THEN I'M GOING TO COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU DO YOU HEAR ME?? probably going to get poisoned, s'what.
POST SCRIPT POST SCRIPT!!! can anyone see this?? BAH anyway, going to get poisoned now.
current mood: irritated
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